HER-STORY: ARCHIVES
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Friday, Dec. 31, 2004 - Happy 2005
Thursday, Dec. 30, 2004 - Why I'm Not Allowed to Run with Scissors....
Thursday, Dec. 30, 2004 - Learning the fine art of sipping beer through a straw
Wednesday, Dec. 29, 2004 - A flaming butt needs extra special attention...
Tuesday, Dec. 28, 2004 - Har Har Riding in a Car...
Monday, Dec. 27, 2004 - A lil glue will fix the mess you've made
Sunday, Dec. 26, 2004 - I called India today
Saturday, Dec. 25, 2004 - Tis the season to be rude and forgetful
Thursday, Dec. 23, 2004 - Merry Fat Happy Freaking Holidays
Wednesday, Dec. 22, 2004 - Give a Medal to Chatty Cathy
Tuesday, Dec. 21, 2004 - How not to behave when asking for a refund...
Monday, Dec. 20, 2004 - Masking the smell
Sunday, Dec. 19, 2004 - One for the big smelly records...
Thursday, Dec. 16, 2004 - AAAAAAAH at last
Thursday, Dec. 16, 2004 - Someone please turn up the heat...
Monday, Dec. 13, 2004 - Welcome to Philadelphia: Don't Poke the Hobos
Saturday, Dec. 11, 2004 - Muddle Muddle Nothing but a Puddle
Thursday, Dec. 09, 2004 - Band-band
Wednesday, Dec. 08, 2004 - Sniffing glue and eating paint
Monday, Dec. 06, 2004 - When corn comes out whole...
Friday, Dec. 03, 2004 - This is what I want for X-Mas
Friday, Dec. 03, 2004 - A new dawn cometh
Wednesday, Dec. 01, 2004 - Growth & Maturity
Tuesday, Nov. 30, 2004 - Power Point Hell
Monday, Nov. 29, 2004 - Snow baby Snow
Monday, Nov. 29, 2004 - Christmas in July
Saturday, Nov. 27, 2004 - Howdie Doodie Fruitie Tootie
Friday, Nov. 26, 2004 - Post Turkey Recap
Wednesday, Nov. 24, 2004 - Gobble Gobble Time to Jump Ship
Sunday, Nov. 21, 2004 - “I see about 15 butts a day, and a third of them have warts..."
Sunday, Nov. 21, 2004 - Someone pass me an icepick
Saturday, Nov. 20, 2004 - Drop off the edge of reason...
Friday, Nov. 19, 2004 - Kleenex isn't that strong
Thursday, Nov. 18, 2004 - Twinkle-le-Dee
Wednesday, Nov. 17, 2004 - Toys to Avoid
Tuesday, Nov. 16, 2004 - Shooger Booger
Monday, Nov. 15, 2004 - Abercrombie and Fitch
Saturday, Nov. 13, 2004 - Death vs. Death
Friday, Nov. 12, 2004 - Airtime is too expensive
Thursday, Nov. 11, 2004 - What starts with a C and ends with a B? Quebec Baby!!
Tuesday, Nov. 09, 2004 - Merry Smackmedown
Monday, Nov. 08, 2004 - Slow cooker helper
Monday, Nov. 08, 2004 - Stiff Cats and dead bugs
Saturday, Nov. 06, 2004 - Torment of the Candy Monster
Friday, Nov. 05, 2004 - Sniff Sniff, is that a cold I smell?
Wednesday, Nov. 03, 2004 - Brain freeze
Monday, Nov. 01, 2004 - One good way to keep the kids away
Monday, Nov. 01, 2004 - Ladybug Infestations
Sunday, Oct. 31, 2004 - Happy Freakorama
Friday, Oct. 29, 2004 - Brain Goopies and Foggy Monkeyshit
Friday, Oct. 29, 2004 - Candy Robbing Little Monkey Bastards
Thursday, Oct. 28, 2004 - Hey, what's for dinner?
Tuesday, Oct. 26, 2004 - Hallofreakinhair II...And, just when I get my nerve up
Tuesday, Oct. 26, 2004 - Hallofreakinghair
Monday, Oct. 25, 2004 - Filler Up Past Empty
Monday, Oct. 25, 2004 - Freakin on the freight train to nowheresville
Friday, Oct. 22, 2004 - Slippery Slope
Thursday, Oct. 21, 2004 - Chew Betcha Swishy Tushy
Thursday, Oct. 21, 2004 - Enter Supa-Dope
Wednesday, Oct. 20, 2004 - Oldest Living Piece of Moldy Cheese
Tuesday, Oct. 19, 2004 - Fat Tuesday
Monday, Oct. 18, 2004 - Spumpkin Spy
Sunday, Oct. 17, 2004 - P is for pumpkin, it's good enough for meeeee
Saturday, Oct. 16, 2004 - The Chicken BLight is OVAH!
Friday, Oct. 15, 2004 - Disturbing Monkey Poo
Thursday, Oct. 14, 2004 - Flying Monkeys Smelling Onions
Wednesday, Oct. 13, 2004 - Well I'll be...
Wednesday, Oct. 13, 2004 - On Hallowed Marshmallows
Tuesday, Oct. 12, 2004 - Snarkiness
Monday, Oct. 11, 2004 - Sagging low and Riding high
Sunday, Oct. 10, 2004 - JibberJabber and stuff like that
Saturday, Oct. 09, 2004 - Bubba Gump fries turkeys
Friday, Oct. 08, 2004 - Stick it up his ass
Thursday, Oct. 07, 2004 - Vinyl-Pecker
Wednesday, Oct. 06, 2004 - Survivorability of MY cooking?!?
Tuesday, Oct. 05, 2004 - How to not cook a potroast
Tuesday, Oct. 05, 2004 - Hurricane Doggie Poo and Tropical Storm Baby Screaming
Monday, Oct. 04, 2004 - Moving from fever to poo
Sunday, Oct. 03, 2004 - Antebellum and Mayhem
Sunday, Oct. 03, 2004 - They're just too 'assumptuous'
Sunday, Oct. 03, 2004 - Blinded by the Season
Saturday, Oct. 02, 2004 - My Dog is a Porn Star
Thursday, Sept. 30, 2004 - Rabid garbage eating raccoon attacks a Gael
Wednesday, Sept. 29, 2004 - Here's your sign
Tuesday, Sept. 28, 2004 - Good golly, Kodak's on fire
Tuesday, Sept. 28, 2004 - Why I hate Lexmark
Monday, Sept. 27, 2004 - A Dead Grasshopper on my Seat
Friday, Sept. 24, 2004 - Humpty Dumpty was a big fat cow
Thursday, Sept. 23, 2004 - When the Jehovahs come a knockin', my door gets a lockin'
Tuesday, Sept. 21, 2004 - Cut this bitch
Monday, Sept. 20, 2004 - Living in a Cheerios Box
Monday, Sept. 20, 2004 - Modick, Mowater, and Moshit
Saturday, Sept. 18, 2004 - Well HELL-o Ivan
Friday, Sept. 17, 2004 - I hate being home
Thursday, Sept. 16, 2004 - Cap'n Cammo and Two Gold Stars
Wednesday, Sept. 15, 2004 - Revelations and Lil Fishies
Tuesday, Sept. 14, 2004 - Batman's on my ledge
Monday, Sept. 13, 2004 - Spookilies and bumplies
Saturday, Sept. 11, 2004 - The Hereafter
Saturday, Sept. 11, 2004 - Sometimes a Saturday
Friday, Sept. 10, 2004 - Hallelujah, it's sunny again
Thursday, Sept. 09, 2004 - God Smited My Entries, AGAIN!
Wednesday, Sept. 08, 2004 - PC gone awry
Tuesday, Sept. 07, 2004 - Pick ya a nickel
Monday, Sept. 06, 2004 - Laborious Monday
Sunday, Sept. 05, 2004 - Rubbing the Genie's Lamp
Thursday, Sept. 02, 2004 - A new revelation
Thursday, Sept. 02, 2004 - Another reason God hates me
Wednesday, Sept. 01, 2004 - Oh Hail the Institution of Learning
Tuesday, Aug. 31, 2004 - Tasmanian Wolf Spider, Being HER mother, and Wishing Baldness upon the cheerleading captain
Monday, Aug. 30, 2004 - I'm not her mother!!
Monday, Aug. 30, 2004 - Life with the Tasmanian Wolf Spider
Friday, Aug. 27, 2004 - Jersey Jersey Jersey
Thursday, Aug. 26, 2004 - Watch-ova-ya
Wednesday, Aug. 25, 2004 - Through the muck, mire, and chocolate donuts
Tuesday, Aug. 24, 2004 - Gross misinterpretation and other friggin shit
Tuesday, Aug. 24, 2004 - The end of the Rage, Part II
Tuesday, Aug. 24, 2004 - Raging Temper in an Italian Jersey Chick
Sunday, Aug. 22, 2004 - The adventures of Ms. G
Friday, Aug. 20, 2004 - Adventures in the Big Peach
Wednesday, Aug. 18, 2004 - New Olympic Event
Monday, Aug. 16, 2004 - Corn Fields and Targét
Sunday, Aug. 15, 2004 - The Frenziness called MY LIFE
Friday, Aug. 13, 2004 - Psssst...if you think Jersey is embarassed enough
Thursday, Aug. 12, 2004 - My truth is that I am a gay American
Thursday, Aug. 12, 2004 - Dental-phobia
Wednesday, Aug. 11, 2004 - I was groped by a frog
Tuesday, Aug. 10, 2004 - I am insane, too
Monday, Aug. 09, 2004 - Like not getting picked for kickball
Thursday, Aug. 05, 2004 - He sharted on my carpeting
Wednesday, Aug. 04, 2004 - What she called true love, state law called a crime.
Tuesday, Aug. 03, 2004 - Homeland Secure this...
Monday, Aug. 02, 2004 - Blight of the Bumblebees
Saturday, Jul. 31, 2004 - MEL mel MEL
Friday, Jul. 30, 2004 - My Great Adventure
Friday, Jul. 30, 2004 - I wanna PURPLE string
Thursday, Jul. 29, 2004 - The Illustrious Dysfuncational Family Post
Wednesday, Jul. 28, 2004 - Black clouds
Wednesday, Jul. 28, 2004 - Ahh... peace at last
Saturday, Jul. 24, 2004 - A sad ending to a long week
Tuesday, Jul. 20, 2004 - In conclusion...
Sunday, Jul. 18, 2004 - Come here lil doggie
Saturday, Jul. 17, 2004 - Still riding the sleep deprived tide
Friday, Jul. 16, 2004 - The true meaning of dysfunctional family...
Tuesday, Jul. 13, 2004 - Oh, yeah...
Monday, Jul. 12, 2004 - Fubarred
Friday, Jul. 09, 2004 - Twilight Interviewing
Wednesday, Jul. 07, 2004 - The Subservient Chicken
Tuesday, Jul. 06, 2004 - Am I sardonic?
Monday, Jul. 05, 2004 - Flag Etiquette
Monday, Jul. 05, 2004 - "You're in REDNECKville... ewwww!"
Friday, Jul. 02, 2004 - Witness this...
Friday, Jul. 02, 2004 - You got served!
Tuesday, Jun. 29, 2004 - The Secret Garden
Monday, Jun. 28, 2004 - Muddle Muddle Turkey's in Trouble
Saturday, Jun. 26, 2004 - Catching up on some reading...
Saturday, Jun. 26, 2004 - Just leave it to the Aussie
Friday, Jun. 25, 2004 - Unlike reality, stupidity is inescapable
Thursday, Jun. 24, 2004 - You from Joisey?
Wednesday, Jun. 23, 2004 - Friendship bracelets
Tuesday, Jun. 22, 2004 - It's about time, don't you think?
Saturday, Jun. 19, 2004 - Creeking door, headless victims, and snot
Friday, Jun. 18, 2004 - Flipping fairies and stupid irritating shit
Thursday, Jun. 17, 2004 - To blog or not to blog
Tuesday, Jun. 15, 2004 - Everyone needs a lil beach sometimes...
Friday, Jun. 11, 2004 - Rain rain go away...
Thursday, Jun. 10, 2004 - One thing you never do...
Tuesday, Jun. 08, 2004 - Ewwwwww a Blind guy!!
Tuesday, Jun. 08, 2004 - Ahh, at last
Monday, Jun. 07, 2004 - Making Norwegian Food for Extra-Credit
Saturday, Jun. 05, 2004 - $20 a gallon
Friday, Jun. 04, 2004 - So now what's wrong?
Wednesday, Jun. 02, 2004 - Might I have another needle?
Friday, May. 28, 2004 - By the way...
Friday, May. 28, 2004 - Anudda Friday snuck up on us
Thursday, May. 27, 2004 - How drugs don't necessarily cure the beast
Thursday, May. 27, 2004 - My stagefright unleashes my stupidity
Tuesday, May. 25, 2004 - Hi, my name is ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!?
Sunday, May. 23, 2004 - Once again, DS is emasculated by a Toast Eating Zombie Monkey
Sunday, May. 23, 2004 - One introduction you don't wanna have
Saturday, May. 22, 2004 - Manly men with manly faces
Friday, May. 21, 2004 - The life of a bone-eating super monkey
Thursday, May. 20, 2004 - Ok, I'll bite...
Wednesday, May. 19, 2004 - here we go again
Wednesday, May. 19, 2004 - Adding insult to injury
Tuesday, May. 18, 2004 - Screaming bloody murder
Monday, May. 17, 2004 - Firsts
Tuesday, May. 11, 2004 - The benefits of having central air
Saturday, May. 08, 2004 - Eternal tormenture of interviewing
Thursday, May. 06, 2004 - The end of an era
Wednesday, May. 05, 2004 - Last of the fruit lady
Monday, May. 03, 2004 - The fun things you can find at Ebay.com
Monday, May. 03, 2004 - Holtman ain't got nuttin on me
Saturday, May. 01, 2004 - John Cusack was my waiter
Friday, Apr. 30, 2004 - Tying one on
Wednesday, Apr. 28, 2004 - Hey, where's Dangerspouse?
Tuesday, Apr. 27, 2004 - Happy Birfday to meee
Monday, Apr. 26, 2004 - Boys are TomGirls
Thursday, Apr. 22, 2004 - Something to make my day
Tuesday, Apr. 20, 2004 - No more Big Macs
Monday, Apr. 19, 2004 - The only thing dead in my yard
Friday, Apr. 16, 2004 - Wonky
Thursday, Apr. 15, 2004 - The Magic Schoolbus
Wednesday, Apr. 14, 2004 - Pre-Fruitology
Tuesday, Apr. 13, 2004 - Big Fish, small fish, RED fish, BLUE fish, I love YOU Fish
Monday, Apr. 12, 2004 - Well slap me with a rubber duckie
Friday, Apr. 09, 2004 - Viola, Poof Poof
Thursday, Apr. 08, 2004 - The Bear, the Fruit and the Attempt at Running Away
Tuesday, Apr. 06, 2004 - Secondhand Clothing
Monday, Apr. 05, 2004 - Makes ya wanna gaaaag
Friday, Apr. 02, 2004 - Oh yeah, April Fools Day... in retrospect
Thursday, Apr. 01, 2004 - Cruisin my Ford down I-78
Tuesday, Mar. 30, 2004 - The PeePee Dance
Monday, Mar. 29, 2004 - At first I was afraid...
Saturday, Mar. 27, 2004 - Feel that groove thang...
Thursday, Mar. 25, 2004 - Apenas un manojo nada... Just a bunch of nothing...
Thursday, Mar. 25, 2004 - If dogs had thumbs...
Wednesday, Mar. 24, 2004 - Farfarnoggin
Tuesday, Mar. 23, 2004 - Frog Feet and Willy Pads
Monday, Mar. 22, 2004 - Schaddup jew farkin acehole
Saturday, Mar. 20, 2004 - Just Call Me the Almighty Snack Table Wench
Friday, Mar. 19, 2004 - Couch pee, a new fragrance
Thursday, Mar. 18, 2004 - My new chat name is...
Thursday, Mar. 18, 2004 - She wore greeeeeeen velvet
Wednesday, Mar. 17, 2004 - Erin go brag...
Tuesday, Mar. 16, 2004 - The Alphabet Game
Monday, Mar. 15, 2004 - Oh what a weekend...
Friday, Mar. 12, 2004 - Sweet'n Low
Thursday, Mar. 11, 2004 - Happy Anniversary TO ME
Wednesday, Mar. 10, 2004 - Traffic Jam at the Crosswalk
Wednesday, Mar. 10, 2004 - Goatloaf and Mashed goose
Tuesday, Mar. 09, 2004 - Dry minds prevail
Sunday, Mar. 07, 2004 - Answers and stuff
Thursday, Mar. 04, 2004 - When will this torment end?
Wednesday, Mar. 03, 2004 - Are you KIDDING ME???
Wednesday, Mar. 03, 2004 - Dimensions of my Alter Reality
Tuesday, Mar. 02, 2004 - It's just gonna squeeze a lil
Monday, Mar. 01, 2004 - Not just a sharpie
Sunday, Feb. 29, 2004 - HaPpY LeAp YeAr!!
Saturday, Feb. 28, 2004 - The day after.
Friday, Feb. 27, 2004 - Speed it up, I'm tired...
Thursday, Feb. 26, 2004 - What's that clump in my yard?
Thursday, Feb. 26, 2004 - Sex, SEX, and SeX
Tuesday, Feb. 24, 2004 - Meatmoaf comes a callin'
Sunday, Feb. 22, 2004 - After 4 hours of sleep...
Saturday, Feb. 21, 2004 - 25 Top Historical Whores
Saturday, Feb. 21, 2004 - Stupid does hurt
Friday, Feb. 20, 2004 - Synchronizing and Stress Relief
Thursday, Feb. 19, 2004 - My anni and a big day
Wednesday, Feb. 18, 2004 - Come on baby, kiss n make up
Tuesday, Feb. 17, 2004 - Up from obscurity
Thursday, Feb. 12, 2004 - Man, was *I* wrong...
Wednesday, Feb. 11, 2004 - Fried Twinkies wrapped in spit
Tuesday, Feb. 10, 2004 - Pacing myself
Saturday, Feb. 07, 2004 - You'd think I never created a journal before
Tuesday, Feb. 03, 2004 - Rack-a-shack-Rift-a-raft
Sunday, Feb. 01, 2004 - Little boys and sagging breasts
Friday, Jan. 30, 2004 - More fruit and a funny virus
Thursday, Jan. 29, 2004 - It's all fruit to me...
Tuesday, Jan. 27, 2004 - Storm warning
Friday, Jan. 23, 2004 - Whoppers, Bud, and a box of plenty
Thursday, Jan. 22, 2004 - This is gonna be a long semester...
Tuesday, Jan. 20, 2004 - Fixing up the place
Monday, Jan. 19, 2004 - LORD of the RING (dings)
Thursday, Jan. 15, 2004 - Pepto Girl and the thick blue line
Wednesday, Jan. 14, 2004 - Silence is creepy
Tuesday, Jan. 13, 2004 - Let's Mack for a Record
Tuesday, Jan. 13, 2004 - Well it's about damned time...
Thursday, Jan. 08, 2004 - My friend as the chick on AJ
Thursday, Jan. 08, 2004 - Hookin up a friend for Average Joe
Tuesday, Jan. 06, 2004 - Limping my way into old age
Monday, Jan. 05, 2004 - I married Britney
Friday, Jan. 02, 2004 - Pickin' Anxiety Disorders
Friday, Jan. 02, 2004 - Jack's Ass and a lil booby
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