HER-STORY: ARCHIVES
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Saturday, Dec. 31, 2005 - Chicken THIS
Saturday, Dec. 31, 2005 - I'm aaaaaaaaaa chicken hawk and *I* hunt chickens!
Friday, Dec. 30, 2005 - Show me the way...
Friday, Dec. 30, 2005 - Avocados and Pineapple
Thursday, Dec. 29, 2005 - That 70s Life
Wednesday, Dec. 28, 2005 - Red Hat Fer Me
Tuesday, Dec. 27, 2005 - And thou shalt be called...
Tuesday, Dec. 27, 2005 - Hells ya
Tuesday, Dec. 27, 2005 - I have seen my future, and it ain't pretty...
Friday, Dec. 23, 2005 - Stalking the Big Fat Man
Thursday, Dec. 22, 2005 - Cookie'tarded
Thursday, Dec. 22, 2005 - I'm dreaming of slimmer hips and a louder car
Wednesday, Dec. 21, 2005 - All I want for X-Mas...
Tuesday, Dec. 20, 2005 - Ole Jolly Fat Man on a Sled
Sunday, Dec. 18, 2005 - I wanna be Santa Claus
Saturday, Dec. 17, 2005 - I'll have me a triple threat, please
Friday, Dec. 16, 2005 - I Looked Inside to See What it Was... MOM!
Thursday, Dec. 15, 2005 - OH GOD not another post
Thursday, Dec. 15, 2005 - Amazon-faced
Thursday, Dec. 15, 2005 - BAH GOOMBA
Thursday, Dec. 15, 2005 - Ebok rucka rucka
Tuesday, Dec. 13, 2005 - Blow me a bad tune
Monday, Dec. 12, 2005 - Soap Opera Diary
Monday, Dec. 12, 2005 - Soap Opera Diary
Saturday, Dec. 10, 2005 - Cookie Melon Frosting
Friday, Dec. 09, 2005 - In the dooper
Friday, Dec. 09, 2005 - Slave this
Friday, Dec. 09, 2005 - Snowday 2005
Wednesday, Dec. 07, 2005 - Darth Nader
Wednesday, Dec. 07, 2005 - Leash expected
Tuesday, Dec. 06, 2005 - Walla Walla WOOF WOOF
Tuesday, Dec. 06, 2005 - Squirrel monkey nest loving
Tuesday, Dec. 06, 2005 - Ragga dagga doo bop
Friday, Dec. 02, 2005 - Sexin up the vator
Thursday, Dec. 01, 2005 - My Adventures in the Basement... Part 4958349-1/3
Thursday, Dec. 01, 2005 - My Adventures in the Basement... Part 4958349-1/3
Wednesday, Nov. 30, 2005 - Monkey piss
Monday, Nov. 28, 2005 - Good ole ass kickin
Saturday, Nov. 26, 2005 - Take this visit and shove it
Friday, Nov. 25, 2005 - Her-Story's Black Friday
Thursday, Nov. 24, 2005 - Turkey Day
Wednesday, Nov. 23, 2005 - Gobble Gobble Google Google
Tuesday, Nov. 22, 2005 - Woof
Monday, Nov. 21, 2005 - Mashed Monkey Nuts
Sunday, Nov. 20, 2005 - Thank heaven for leetle boys
Saturday, Nov. 19, 2005 - To the moon...
Thursday, Nov. 17, 2005 - Old Ladies... Geez
Thursday, Nov. 17, 2005 - Hello Tootsie Goodbye
Wednesday, Nov. 16, 2005 - Hookin up on the down low
Wednesday, Nov. 16, 2005 - Stuff it busta
Tuesday, Nov. 15, 2005 - My son, the garbage eater...
Monday, Nov. 14, 2005 - Jumpin puddles and landing face first
Saturday, Nov. 12, 2005 - Bloated like a big fat...
Saturday, Nov. 12, 2005 - Wiz of ID
Friday, Nov. 11, 2005 - Just like a Hoover...
Wednesday, Nov. 09, 2005 - Purple
Wednesday, Nov. 09, 2005 - Color me Lucky-ish
Tuesday, Nov. 08, 2005 - Neigh your way over to me...
Tuesday, Nov. 08, 2005 - Tobouli in a china shop
Monday, Nov. 07, 2005 - Left handers smack my knuckles...
Monday, Nov. 07, 2005 - A Smirk Short of a Full Gallop
Monday, Nov. 07, 2005 - Lions and Tigers and Bears... oh my
Sunday, Nov. 06, 2005 - Muppets take El Paso
Friday, Nov. 04, 2005 - There IS a god and her name is...
Friday, Nov. 04, 2005 - Peanut butter and frog nuts
Thursday, Nov. 03, 2005 - Ice Ice Britney
Thursday, Nov. 03, 2005 - Flying Purple Frogs and Little Orange Beetles
Wednesday, Nov. 02, 2005 - Shaggy go home
Wednesday, Nov. 02, 2005 - The Return...
Tuesday, Nov. 01, 2005 - SOB (Save our Beanies)
Monday, Oct. 31, 2005 - Jose, pack'em in tight...
Monday, Oct. 31, 2005 - Boo Rah Rah
Monday, Oct. 31, 2005 - Boo Rah Rah
Sunday, Oct. 30, 2005 - Jumpin' Bodiddily Winks
Saturday, Oct. 29, 2005 - Poke Yeow and muppet fur
Friday, Oct. 28, 2005 - R-E-S-P-E-C-T...
Thursday, Oct. 27, 2005 - Come baby light my fire...
Wednesday, Oct. 26, 2005 - Zoinks
Tuesday, Oct. 25, 2005 - WHOOO HOOO HOOO.... stop me before I get too big
Tuesday, Oct. 25, 2005 - Scooby snacks
Tuesday, Oct. 25, 2005 - Er...ahem
Tuesday, Oct. 25, 2005 - Bleach Wipes and the Touchy Feelies
Monday, Oct. 24, 2005 - Don't bother reading, I'm just plain... BORING
Sunday, Oct. 23, 2005 - Hey... YOU!
Saturday, Oct. 22, 2005 - ROAR... BURP... pass me some REAL food!!
Saturday, Oct. 22, 2005 - Jeeves, bring me another bottle of sugar
Friday, Oct. 21, 2005 - Elmo is Cookie's love child
Friday, Oct. 21, 2005 - I'll have piss in a can, please.
Thursday, Oct. 20, 2005 - Harping
Thursday, Oct. 20, 2005 - Kick a turtle, kiss a rock
Wednesday, Oct. 19, 2005 - Slap that monkey and call me Bitch!
Monday, Oct. 17, 2005 - Fart me a blue streak
Monday, Oct. 17, 2005 - Girlie Girl and the Chipmunkettes
Saturday, Oct. 15, 2005 - Bad Boys Bad Boys...
Friday, Oct. 14, 2005 - Roll me over and smack the dog
Friday, Oct. 14, 2005 - Ei Yi Yi Yiiiiiiii
Thursday, Oct. 13, 2005 - Inept to me...
Thursday, Oct. 13, 2005 - Inept to me...
Thursday, Oct. 13, 2005 - Three, Four, A ,B, C...
Wednesday, Oct. 12, 2005 - Dump the monkey and hire the ass
Wednesday, Oct. 12, 2005 - Squeeze me some more charmin
Tuesday, Oct. 11, 2005 - Kick the turtle to the curb
Monday, Oct. 10, 2005 - Bias... that a river out West, right?
Monday, Oct. 10, 2005 - Bill Gates Stole My Idea... the bastard
Sunday, Oct. 09, 2005 - Yikes
Saturday, Oct. 08, 2005 - Spork... the utensil of choice
Saturday, Oct. 08, 2005 - When it rains, it gets muddy
Friday, Oct. 07, 2005 - One dog isn't like the other
Friday, Oct. 07, 2005 - Honey, hand me a spoon... we've got some castratin' to do
Thursday, Oct. 06, 2005 - Going down like the Titanic
Wednesday, Oct. 05, 2005 - Eeekkk... not ANOTHER baby!
Wednesday, Oct. 05, 2005 - Squeeze me for a beep
Wednesday, Oct. 05, 2005 - I'm in heaaaaaaaaaven............
Tuesday, Oct. 04, 2005 - But mommmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Tuesday, Oct. 04, 2005 - Stand back, she's gonna blow...
Monday, Oct. 03, 2005 - Have you spayed and neutered YOUR pet?
Monday, Oct. 03, 2005 - No one can help me now...
Saturday, Oct. 01, 2005 - Take one for the Guppy
Friday, Sept. 30, 2005 - Practice makes perfect
Thursday, Sept. 29, 2005 - Want pepperoni on that pizza?
Thursday, Sept. 29, 2005 - Puff the Magic CarPool
Wednesday, Sept. 28, 2005 - Butt...
Wednesday, Sept. 28, 2005 - All Hail Queen Monkeyfeet
Tuesday, Sept. 27, 2005 - Hyper Ala Mode
Sunday, Sept. 25, 2005 - Red Rover Red Rover, Don't Go Bending Over!
Saturday, Sept. 24, 2005 - Willie Wonka meets Dorothy's Yellow Brick Road
Friday, Sept. 23, 2005 - Just a little bit closer...
Friday, Sept. 23, 2005 - All Hail Queen Roger
Friday, Sept. 23, 2005 - Squeeze my tummy and I'll tell you a story...
Wednesday, Sept. 21, 2005 - French Fried Pickle Sauce
Wednesday, Sept. 21, 2005 - PQRSTU... someone's peeing on the potty now
Tuesday, Sept. 20, 2005 - The Cost of Being Wrong
Tuesday, Sept. 20, 2005 - You want the truth?? You can't HANDLE the truth... BOOYAH!
Monday, Sept. 19, 2005 - Bail set at COMMUNITY SERVICE
Monday, Sept. 19, 2005 - Debunking the Witch
Sunday, Sept. 18, 2005 - Satanizer for the BathHell...
Friday, Sept. 16, 2005 - Men feeling threatened by me, again...
Thursday, Sept. 15, 2005 - Hand me a stick and I'll build you a house
Wednesday, Sept. 14, 2005 - Good Grief Charlie Brown...
Wednesday, Sept. 14, 2005 - Just jump on in, the vaseline is fine...
Monday, Sept. 12, 2005 - Play that funky music white boyyyyy
Sunday, Sept. 11, 2005 - Godzilla Looking for a Japanese Village
Friday, Sept. 09, 2005 - Peas, carrots, and dog shit.
Friday, Sept. 09, 2005 - Sniffling Sneezies
Friday, Sept. 09, 2005 - Sniffling Sneezies
Friday, Sept. 09, 2005 - Sumo Jello Wrestling
Thursday, Sept. 08, 2005 - Park me a blue streak
Thursday, Sept. 08, 2005 - Vinegar and Watermelon
Wednesday, Sept. 07, 2005 - I can be bally, peas
Tuesday, Sept. 06, 2005 - Sheep me some skin
Tuesday, Sept. 06, 2005 - Pass the sugar, Sugar
Monday, Sept. 05, 2005 - I need a break...
Saturday, Sept. 03, 2005 - Hallowed be the garage sale
Saturday, Sept. 03, 2005 - Hey, anyone got a gun?
Thursday, Sept. 01, 2005 - I'm giddy, so slap me
Thursday, Sept. 01, 2005 - Jinxy... Batman
Wednesday, Aug. 31, 2005 - Smack me hard and call me LEGACY
Wednesday, Aug. 31, 2005 - Thwack
Wednesday, Aug. 31, 2005 - Slap me with a fish and call me Wanda
Wednesday, Aug. 31, 2005 - Sing it brotha
Tuesday, Aug. 30, 2005 - Burn me a river
Monday, Aug. 29, 2005 - Orange you glad ...
Monday, Aug. 29, 2005 - More insight into my mental circus
Saturday, Aug. 27, 2005 - Short order Tacos on the gridiron
Friday, Aug. 26, 2005 - Hang it over and dump
Friday, Aug. 26, 2005 - Who's that Mom?
Friday, Aug. 26, 2005 - Gay Football... 1, 2, 3, ooh baby
Thursday, Aug. 25, 2005 - Once more around the block, Giles...
Wednesday, Aug. 24, 2005 - Wonder bra
Tuesday, Aug. 23, 2005 - Millenium Hoop-de-doo!
Sunday, Aug. 21, 2005 - A Big Mac hold the 9mm, please
Saturday, Aug. 20, 2005 - Tushball touchdown
Friday, Aug. 19, 2005 - Ya Pee Rat...
Thursday, Aug. 18, 2005 - freedom
Wednesday, Aug. 17, 2005 - New breed of ass
Wednesday, Aug. 17, 2005 - Howling at the moon while eating fish fries
Wednesday, Aug. 17, 2005 - Scramble me up some green brain and spam
Tuesday, Aug. 16, 2005 - Neglect is like a cubic zirconian tiara
Monday, Aug. 15, 2005 - Elmo says, "BAD DOG!"
Saturday, Aug. 13, 2005 - Inching along the merry highway of frenchfries
Saturday, Aug. 13, 2005 - Dude, I sharted in my pants...
Friday, Aug. 12, 2005 - Carpathian Mudlicking Toadicles
Friday, Aug. 12, 2005 - Harpon on a string
Thursday, Aug. 11, 2005 - Freaking crazy feet
Thursday, Aug. 11, 2005 - Shoot the foot that kicked you
Wednesday, Aug. 10, 2005 - Picking hair outta your nose
Wednesday, Aug. 10, 2005 - Dancin fool... freakin weird
Wednesday, Aug. 10, 2005 - Yer such a stooge-ass
Tuesday, Aug. 09, 2005 - The Land of Jerry's Kids...
Tuesday, Aug. 09, 2005 - It isn't your mother's space ship anymore...
Monday, Aug. 08, 2005 - Good Morning Stupid Ass
Monday, Aug. 08, 2005 - Lifestyles of the Moderately Poor and Unhealthy
Sunday, Aug. 07, 2005 - BAH... dammit
Saturday, Aug. 06, 2005 - NASA: Not Another Stupid Accident
Friday, Aug. 05, 2005 - Doodie Poodie and the PEEpets
Thursday, Aug. 04, 2005 - Smell this for me, will ya?
Thursday, Aug. 04, 2005 - Fly Fly Away
Wednesday, Aug. 03, 2005 - Bark Bark RGGFKDHGH
Wednesday, Aug. 03, 2005 - Take me home...
Wednesday, Aug. 03, 2005 - What will it take?
Tuesday, Aug. 02, 2005 - Oooh that smell
Tuesday, Aug. 02, 2005 - Disco Baby Strikes ...
Monday, Aug. 01, 2005 - Farky the wonder cat
Monday, Aug. 01, 2005 - Fandangled Doodey poop
Saturday, Jul. 30, 2005 - Yogi and Stink-a-rooey
Friday, Jul. 29, 2005 - Welcome to Jackassholia... I am your guide
Friday, Jul. 29, 2005 - Monkey Brains ala Carte
Thursday, Jul. 28, 2005 - Like a Scene from Batman!!
Wednesday, Jul. 27, 2005 - WHEEEEEEEEEEEE DOGGIE!
Wednesday, Jul. 27, 2005 - Hey mango-face, pass me some pizza!
Wednesday, Jul. 27, 2005 - Me, too, says PUPPY
Tuesday, Jul. 26, 2005 - Helluva monkey biscuit you've got there Otto...
Tuesday, Jul. 26, 2005 - Fruit Squad
Monday, Jul. 25, 2005 - Boobies, Loogies, and a lil lovin
Sunday, Jul. 24, 2005 - FUBAR
Saturday, Jul. 23, 2005 - Melon-flavored Sock Soap
Friday, Jul. 22, 2005 - Stand by her man...
Friday, Jul. 22, 2005 - I'm gonna hug 'im and squeeze 'im and name 'im GEORGE!
Thursday, Jul. 21, 2005 - What stinks like pee? Not me...
Thursday, Jul. 21, 2005 - Beam me up and shoot me down
Wednesday, Jul. 20, 2005 - Farbley-doo-dah
Wednesday, Jul. 20, 2005 - Fram-dangle-doo-bah
Wednesday, Jul. 20, 2005 - Ja-makin-me-crazy
Tuesday, Jul. 19, 2005 - NaziZoningGuy Strikes again!
Tuesday, Jul. 19, 2005 - You are HERE
Monday, Jul. 18, 2005 - Tomorrow's another day
Monday, Jul. 18, 2005 - Today's the Day!
Sunday, Jul. 17, 2005 - Third Installment: My Vacation from Hell
Sunday, Jul. 17, 2005 - Some kind of WUNDABAR
Sunday, Jul. 17, 2005 - For Whom the Bell Tolls
Saturday, Jul. 09, 2005 - Dummy me
Friday, Jul. 08, 2005 - Bon Voyage
Thursday, Jul. 07, 2005 - Buy me a snowcone
Thursday, Jul. 07, 2005 - Mucho gracias, pass me a nacho
Thursday, Jul. 07, 2005 - Hurricane crap
Wednesday, Jul. 06, 2005 - Bend over and give me your money
Tuesday, Jul. 05, 2005 - Counting the beads of sweat
Tuesday, Jul. 05, 2005 - Sunshine smiling at me...
Monday, Jul. 04, 2005 - Color Me Kooky
Sunday, Jul. 03, 2005 - Thong Thong Thong Song Song Song
Saturday, Jul. 02, 2005 - Gag me with a beetle bag
Friday, Jul. 01, 2005 - Insane in the membrane
Thursday, Jun. 30, 2005 - Days 3 & 4: The End of an Era of Torment
Thursday, Jun. 30, 2005 - Day 2:"OPERATION: TAKEOVER CANADA"
Wednesday, Jun. 29, 2005 - Day 1 Continues in "OPERATION: TAKEOVER CANADA"
Wednesday, Jun. 29, 2005 - Day 1: Operation "TAKE OVER CANADA" commensed
Friday, Jun. 24, 2005 - Whadda ya wanna do?
Wednesday, Jun. 22, 2005 - Side note
Wednesday, Jun. 22, 2005 - Thumpas No Mo
Tuesday, Jun. 21, 2005 - Humble Me Down a Notch or Ten
Monday, Jun. 20, 2005 - Who wants to goto Canada?
Thursday, Jun. 16, 2005 - Pass the Hotdogs, Summa's here!
Thursday, Jun. 16, 2005 - Stop Drop and Roll around like mad
Wednesday, Jun. 15, 2005 - I fell off the WRONG side of my bed this morning
Tuesday, Jun. 14, 2005 - Is it Friday yet?
Monday, Jun. 13, 2005 - Read the closed sign
Sunday, Jun. 12, 2005 - Jobs I wouldn't want to have...
Saturday, Jun. 11, 2005 - Just another middle school sex story...
Saturday, Jun. 11, 2005 - Dance-me-insane: Part I
Wednesday, Jun. 08, 2005 - Grabbing fat with your teeth...
Tuesday, Jun. 07, 2005 - Family-friendly means ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?
Tuesday, Jun. 07, 2005 - It's 139 years, ok?
Monday, Jun. 06, 2005 - At least I'm a winner with Ebay!
Monday, Jun. 06, 2005 - Atencion: Yo es muy loca in la cabanza
Monday, Jun. 06, 2005 - BAMMMMMM dammit
Sunday, Jun. 05, 2005 - Jogging down memory highway
Sunday, Jun. 05, 2005 - I've had enough!
Saturday, Jun. 04, 2005 - An innocent dance with a child
Thursday, Jun. 02, 2005 - Cabinet beetles with dirty socks
Thursday, Jun. 02, 2005 - Boys are gross
Thursday, Jun. 02, 2005 - Glass Menagerie Run Amuk
Tuesday, May. 31, 2005 - Buzzing around the ole beehive
Monday, May. 30, 2005 - Ever eat a Christian? They taste like chicken...
Friday, May. 27, 2005 - Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn...
Thursday, May. 26, 2005 - Raise that flag, I'm learning to ride
Wednesday, May. 25, 2005 - Playing ball in the eye of a hurricane
Tuesday, May. 24, 2005 - Rubber thumbs and canned corned beef
Monday, May. 23, 2005 - Happy Birthday to the Hoobie Cat
Sunday, May. 22, 2005 - Mr. Bluebird on my shoulder...
Saturday, May. 21, 2005 - The Evil Eyed Wonder
Friday, May. 20, 2005 - I just can't think of a title for this one
Thursday, May. 19, 2005 - Testicle my way into your heart...
Monday, May. 16, 2005 - Hup two five eight... isn't this weather just GREAT?
Friday, May. 13, 2005 - A 10 year old's curiousity killed his mother
Thursday, May. 12, 2005 - Look at me I'm Sandra Dee...
Wednesday, May. 11, 2005 - More than a mouthful
Wednesday, May. 11, 2005 - It's Wabbit Season
Tuesday, May. 10, 2005 - Uh, Muh Doodness...
Monday, May. 09, 2005 - 3 crazy nights
Friday, May. 06, 2005 - Piggy tails and butterfly eyes
Friday, May. 06, 2005 - Pass the shovel, I'm gonna bury myself
Thursday, May. 05, 2005 - Huggin' the stuffin' outta the muffin
Wednesday, May. 04, 2005 - Knuckle-dragging-ball-grabbing sissy men
Tuesday, May. 03, 2005 - Hair-biting dog
Monday, May. 02, 2005 - Bugs, Butts, and Brews
Sunday, May. 01, 2005 - Today is the eve of something...
Saturday, Apr. 30, 2005 - Fat kids belong at MacDonald's
Friday, Apr. 29, 2005 - 'Sploding frogs and mathards
Wednesday, Apr. 27, 2005 - Happy 29th birthday... again and again and again
Tuesday, Apr. 26, 2005 - Kill the lights and throw a turkey
Tuesday, Apr. 26, 2005 - Shit on a shingle
Monday, Apr. 25, 2005 - Falling for you
Friday, Apr. 22, 2005 - Oh, Poor Sacriligious Me
Thursday, Apr. 21, 2005 - I lied to Mrs. Poole...
Thursday, Apr. 21, 2005 - Bin Laden beat up my zoning officer
Tuesday, Apr. 19, 2005 - Road Raucousness
Monday, Apr. 18, 2005 - She's really back... really really
Monday, Apr. 18, 2005 - Old shit
Monday, Apr. 18, 2005 - Day 4 from the kitchen...
Sunday, April 17, 2005 - Holy Hectic Batman...
Monday, Jul. 05, 2004 - Lingering from the land of the living
Thursday, Apr. 14, 2005 - Like the titanic, this things gonna blow
Thursday, Apr. 14, 2005 - Just a lil more about me
Thursday, Apr. 14, 2005 - Chicken poop bop
Wednesday, Apr. 13, 2005 - Doodlebops
Wednesday, Apr. 13, 2005 - Boidees and pwanes
Tuesday, Apr. 12, 2005 - Answers, I want answers!
Saturday, Apr. 09, 2005 - Movie Quote Challenge
Friday, Apr. 08, 2005 - Making Monkey Shit
Friday, Apr. 08, 2005 - The Dope, the Pope, and give Michael some Rope
Thursday, Apr. 07, 2005 - Devil of a time...
Wednesday, Apr. 06, 2005 - My Trip to Old Navy
Wednesday, Apr. 06, 2005 - Dodging the baseball
Monday, Apr. 04, 2005 - Flood whine breeched
Sunday, Apr. 03, 2005 - Stalking the Bigfoot
Friday, Apr. 01, 2005 - Blah blah blah
Thursday, Mar. 31, 2005 - Taking a guinea pig to dinner
Tuesday, Mar. 29, 2005 - Safar Sam, slugs, and dirty looks
Monday, Mar. 28, 2005 - Bad Dreams
Saturday, Mar. 26, 2005 - CSI:NJ
Friday, Mar. 25, 2005 - Reality junkie
Thursday, Mar. 24, 2005 - By George I think I'm back...
Monday, Mar. 21, 2005 - The Beagle Guy Stalker
Friday, Mar. 18, 2005 - Accosted by the Beagle Guy
Thursday, Mar. 17, 2005 - Who broke Santa?
Thursday, Mar. 17, 2005 - Green like the moss on a tree
Tuesday, Mar. 15, 2005 - Safari Sam is my new best friend
Monday, Mar. 14, 2005 - Monday bloody Monday
Sunday, Mar. 13, 2005 - Schraping bees
Saturday, Mar. 12, 2005 - Life on a snot farm
Saturday, Mar. 12, 2005 - Dodgeball isn't just for bullies anymore
Friday, Mar. 11, 2005 - Another Anni at D'Land...
Friday, Mar. 11, 2005 - Happy 4th Anni @ D'Land
Friday, Mar. 11, 2005 - In come the seven horsemen of condiments and empty soda cans
Thursday, Mar. 10, 2005 - Things to do with Meatloaf
Thursday, Mar. 10, 2005 - -
Wednesday, Mar. 09, 2005 - More rantings from a sick person
Tuesday, Mar. 08, 2005 - Rantings by a Sick Bedhaired Crazy Person
Monday, Mar. 07, 2005 - If I blow my nose one more time, it'll fall off...
Sunday, Mar. 06, 2005 - I hate Sundays
Friday, Mar. 04, 2005 - Orange paper weight
Thursday, Mar. 03, 2005 - It was ALL a big hair-stake
Thursday, Mar. 03, 2005 - Marguaritaville
Wednesday, Mar. 02, 2005 - Having a moment
Tuesday, Mar. 01, 2005 - Snow Day from Hell
Monday, Feb. 28, 2005 - Yet another story...
Monday, Feb. 28, 2005 - Going Medieval on ya
Saturday, Feb. 26, 2005 - Killing me softly with........STAPLES
Thursday, Feb. 24, 2005 - Battle of the Beasties
Tuesday, Feb. 22, 2005 - Squealing like a squirrel stuck in a car engine
Sunday, Feb. 20, 2005 - How dew ewe dew? Eye dew fine...
Saturday, Feb. 19, 2005 - Happy 14th
Friday, Feb. 18, 2005 - Drinky poo and boobies too
Thursday, Feb. 17, 2005 - Her-Story on the Beach
Thursday, Feb. 17, 2005 - Medieval Times ain't happening...
Wednesday, Feb. 16, 2005 - MS Word... the cure for sanity
Tuesday, Feb. 15, 2005 - Swimming upstream amidst a tribe of idiots
Monday, Feb. 14, 2005 - Let's Get Ready to Ruuuuuuuuuumble!
Monday, Feb. 14, 2005 - She's back... sorta
Friday, Feb. 11, 2005 - Dark days of the past
Thursday, Feb. 10, 2005 - CTL+ALT+TAB= Baaaaaah!
Wednesday, Feb. 09, 2005 - How to lull your Valentine into a coma
Monday, Feb. 07, 2005 - Flies flies where do they come from?
Sunday, Feb. 06, 2005 - Speed kills
Friday, Feb. 04, 2005 - Breathing thru my eyelids whilst remembering how I got here...
Friday, Feb. 04, 2005 - A whole lotta nuttin
Thursday, Feb. 03, 2005 - Adventures of Hyper-Boy and his side kick "It's HER fault"
Wednesday, Feb. 02, 2005 - Another toxic thing...
Wednesday, Feb. 02, 2005 - Groundhogs humping the shit out of pervs
Monday, Jan. 31, 2005 - Beagle Guy bites the hand that feeds him
Monday, Jan. 31, 2005 - It's MONDAY... let's live la vida loca
Sunday, Jan. 30, 2005 - Well blow me down... and tickle me til I pee
Saturday, Jan. 29, 2005 - Divaesque-Pirate-First-Mate-Herstory
Friday, Jan. 28, 2005 - Attack of the flying monkeys and some brain game called Pansy
Thursday, Jan. 27, 2005 - Not on your life...
Wednesday, Jan. 26, 2005 - Drop a meteor on my head and call it a day.
Tuesday, Jan. 25, 2005 - Safari Sam, passing notes, and being evasive
Monday, Jan. 24, 2005 - Sanity marred by snow, skiing and closet-hide-and-seek
Sunday, Jan. 23, 2005 - Snow driving and big trucks
Saturday, Jan. 22, 2005 - Snow brings out the Fishermen in us all
Friday, Jan. 21, 2005 - What it feels like to be punched in the who-hah
Friday, Jan. 21, 2005 - Big Pink Ape
Thursday, Jan. 20, 2005 - Stripper Baby Returns...
Wednesday, Jan. 19, 2005 - Naked baby karaoke
Tuesday, Jan. 18, 2005 - Frost bite my ass
Tuesday, Jan. 18, 2005 - Quik picks, plotting the graph and other boring stuff
Saturday, Jan. 15, 2005 - Cleaning up the perverts
Friday, Jan. 14, 2005 - I want to be a 69 year old dad...
Thursday, Jan. 13, 2005 - Aim for the blue truck, it smooshes really small...
Tuesday, Jan. 11, 2005 - How to start off the first day of the semester...
Sunday, Jan. 09, 2005 - Gee, that's an awfully big smile you have there...
Sunday, Jan. 09, 2005 - Hurricane Mom and Crazy Eyes
Saturday, Jan. 08, 2005 - My mom tried to beat up the coffee girl
Saturday, Jan. 08, 2005 - Heartbreak at the mall
Friday, Jan. 07, 2005 - My own private hell: Level 5 Ring 33
Friday, Jan. 07, 2005 - Throwing in the towel while setting a rat free
Wednesday, Jan. 05, 2005 - Attention: I didn't mean to scare you
Wednesday, Jan. 05, 2005 - Solemnity of a Woman
Tuesday, Jan. 04, 2005 - hop HOP hOp...
Monday, Jan. 03, 2005 - Something scary this way comes
Monday, Jan. 03, 2005 - Panic attack, dead puppies, and a new layout
Sunday, Jan. 02, 2005 - Pen up the people and set the animals free
Sunday, Jan. 02, 2005 - Why do I subject myself to this...?
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